1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,867 No, absolutely not. 2 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:04,856 We're not gonna be showing you a recap of last week 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,294 because you were too busy. Get the hell out of here. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,320 All right, all right, stop your whining. 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,052 Fine, here you go. 6 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,633 If you have a vagina, you're safe. 7 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,326 - Vagina Safe Zone. - But... 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:20,014 There's no way we are still on that rapiest bar list. 9 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,311 Who the hell starts a new school 10 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,143 with three weeks left in the school year? 11 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,182 Fucking Satchel Boy. 12 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,901 All right, well, you guys just relax. 13 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,071 Just die naturally. 14 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:34,028 I know of no finer candidate for West Point 15 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,863 than Carl Gallagher. 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,447 Damn right, you don't. 17 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,079 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 18 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,581 So you're a lesbian? 19 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,207 Yeah, I am. 20 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,209 - I can't do this again. - Do what? 21 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,731 Falling in love with a straight girl. 22 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,996 It's too painful. 23 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,173 Just go. 24 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,551 What is this? 25 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,168 Kids are working up a few ideas 26 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,007 for if you do wind up in prison. 27 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,012 Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea. 28 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,302 Want me to take it to trial, 29 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,265 get as much publicity for the cause as I can. 30 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,846 Yeah, and what's your lawyer say? 31 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,262 Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal. 32 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:05,725 Holy shit, Mo. 33 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,460 - You won. - Mo White... 34 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,816 You're a congressman again. 35 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,779 My sister says you have my kid. 36 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:15,906 Xan. I want her back. 37 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,356 Do you want to stay with me here? 38 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,152 Yeah, that'd be good. 39 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,445 Mom? 40 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,909 I knew you'd come back for me! 41 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:36,010 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 42 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,256 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 43 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,346 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 44 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:46,308 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 45 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,978 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 46 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,145 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 47 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,563 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 48 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:59,280 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 49 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,793 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 50 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,502 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 51 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,759 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 52 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:20,512 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 53 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,472 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 54 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:28,059 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 55 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,897 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 56 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:34,027 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 57 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,844 How do you listen to this crap? 58 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,655 This is indie folk country. 59 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,740 It's like if a bad hipster band 60 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,156 smacked into a truck of cows. 61 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,495 Well, switch it if you want. 62 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,243 ♪♪...I'll never part ♪♪ 63 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,163 ♪♪ Whoa, oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh... ♪♪ 64 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,255 Isn't your code your birthday? 65 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,500 Put it in the American way or the right way? 66 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,176 - There. Irish, even. - ♪♪ It's not a place... ♪♪ 67 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,936 Little on the nose. 68 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,439 What, like your accent? 69 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,181 ♪♪ To me a sound... ♪♪ 70 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,475 You know, U2 is the band 71 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,769 most made love to in all of Ireland. 72 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,232 Oh, well, 73 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,772 you're in America now, bitch. 74 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,159 Need a lift to Patsy's? 75 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,405 No, driving myself. 76 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,786 I gotta take Ian to a meeting with his lawyer. 77 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,197 His plea hearing is tomorrow. 78 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,865 He can't make his own way? 79 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,125 To his lawyer or in life? 80 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,253 Both. 81 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,254 No. 82 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,542 Grab you from Patsy's at 2:45, then. 83 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,923 For what? 84 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:38,795 The Hadid exhibition. 85 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,006 - The Ha-what? - Zaha Hadid. 86 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,630 First female architect to win the Pritzker Prize. 87 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,532 Blueprints haven't been public until now? 88 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,928 Oh, shit, is that today? 89 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,102 You fucking with me? 90 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,831 You've been talking about it nonstop for six months. 91 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,767 Yeah, I'm fucking with you. I'll meet you there. 92 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:52,982 Tickets are for 3:30. 93 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,506 If you're late, they won't let us in. 94 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,729 And where is it? 95 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,018 ♪♪ Came here looking... ♪♪ 96 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,777 The Art Institute. 97 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,855 That's in Canada, right? 98 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,656 See you at 4:30. 99 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:03,701 3:30. 100 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:04,818 Fucking with you. 101 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,203 ♪♪ American soul ♪♪ 102 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,411 What are you doing, Debs? 103 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,413 Sanding a circle around my dip canister 104 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,044 so I don't look like a poser. 105 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,795 You are a poser. 106 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,587 Jesus, how many more dogs are down there, Carl? 107 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:20,718 Just Rocco and Bernice, 108 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,802 and she'll be dead by the end of the week. 109 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,368 Does anyone know what cocktail attire is? 110 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,705 It's a little early for cocktails, 111 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:31,873 even for a Gallagher. 112 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,374 It's a West Point mixer this afternoon. 113 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,934 Says I need cocktail attire. 114 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,394 Says it's a suit. 115 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,771 Who goes to drink in a suit? 116 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,027 Ah, fuck, Fiona's almost here. 117 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,155 What now? 118 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,258 She wants to take me to my meeting. 119 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,634 - Don't do it! - Bad idea. 120 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,490 She thinks I should take an insanity plea. 121 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,494 Insanity? 122 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,487 Yeah, bipolar. Off my meds. 123 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,030 How long would you get for that? 124 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,870 Lawyer thinks two years, plus probation. 125 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,270 What are your other options? 126 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,627 Well, I could plead guilty, get a reduced sentence, 127 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:57,755 five to ten years, 128 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,580 or I could plead innocent... 129 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,878 Well, what about that video of you blowing up the van? 130 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,113 ...and they'll find me guilty, so I get 10 to 20. 131 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,514 Hi. 132 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:07,890 Hey. 133 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,675 Oh, what smells like dead dog? 134 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:11,852 It's dead dog. 135 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:12,895 I'm taking care of it. 136 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,688 You ready? 137 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,392 I told you, I don't need a ride. 138 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,229 Oh, I'm taking Liam to school, so it's on my way. 139 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,734 - Anybody else? - I'm good. 140 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:21,985 I'm headed to Patsy's, 141 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,691 trying to make things work with Alex. 142 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:24,740 Who's Alex? 143 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,741 My girlfriend. 144 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,737 Your girlfriend? 145 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:28,911 You gay now? 146 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,403 - Yes. - No. 147 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,081 Okay. 148 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,789 You two, let's go. Someone should wash 149 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,319 a dish around here once in a while. 150 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,622 Hey, buddy, have a good day. 151 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,049 All right, well, ease up, you drunks. Ladies first. 152 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,321 Can I have a beer, V? 153 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,257 Can I take off my coat first? 154 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:52,975 Hands off, Tommy! 155 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,897 Frank? 156 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,399 Hey! 157 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,604 Did you sleep here again? 158 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,570 I-I drank a bit too. 159 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,409 Two bucks? 160 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,026 You drank two bucks' worth of booze? 161 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,448 No, that's all that's left 162 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,655 from the Mo White campaign fund. 163 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,115 You Kevin Ball? 164 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,420 You a health inspector? 165 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,375 Uh, no. 166 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,341 Jehovah's Witness? 167 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,841 - No. - IRS? 168 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,047 No. 169 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,177 Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball. 170 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,846 Uh, Alison de Marco, 171 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,633 from the Women's Equality and Empowerment March. 172 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,269 We're very impressed with what 173 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,681 you've been doing with Vagina Safe. 174 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,000 We're looking to add a few men to our list of march speakers, 175 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,641 and as head of the Vagina Safe initiative, 176 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,104 you're at the top of our list. 177 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,318 That dentist who bought your bike... 178 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,615 check didn't bounce, did it? 179 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:54,869 No. Why? 180 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,538 He totaled it already. 181 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,582 Had to strip it for parts. 182 00:06:58,752 --> 00:06:59,993 Lip! 183 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,164 A little help? 184 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,899 What is it with these rich assholes 185 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,004 who can't ride bikes? 186 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,335 Ah! Whoa! 187 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,920 Jesus, Toby. 188 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,085 My bad, man. 189 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,138 Price of victory, dude. 190 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,594 Victory in what? 191 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:15,888 I do a little street racing. 192 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,724 Slid across the finish line on my ass, but I won. 193 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,559 Think you can fix it? 194 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,644 Yeah. It's gonna take a while, though. 195 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,438 No worries. I got a few backup bikes. 196 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,983 What the hell? 197 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,656 That's gonna take a while. 198 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,160 Guess we go home. 199 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,129 Yo. Come out to a race sometime. 200 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,178 Never know where they are until the hour before. 201 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,965 - I'll text you. - All right. 202 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,342 Mo White. 203 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:03,056 More like "Mo lily-livered asshole." 204 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,066 Wouldn't take me to Washington. 205 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:09,570 Says I'm a political liability. 206 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,447 So I-I misappropriated 207 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,529 some campaign funds. 208 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:18,822 He's a child molester, for fuck's sake. 209 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:19,873 Frank. 210 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,991 - I'm gonna start a recall. - Frank. 211 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,410 I put him in there. I can take him out. 212 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,587 Frank! 213 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,212 Your piss is brown. 214 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:29,717 Oh. 215 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,425 Yeah. 216 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,219 That is brown. 217 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,721 For fuck's sake! Damn it. 218 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,563 Frank? 219 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,899 Uh, Kev? 220 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,364 Fuck you, necktie piece of shit. 221 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,155 Hey. You headed to the West Point thing? 222 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,595 Uh, yeah. What are you doing home? 223 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,805 Uh, there's a power outage at work. 224 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,223 - You okay? - Yeah. 225 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,685 And Xan? 226 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,767 Yeah. 227 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,478 Is that Liam's clip-on? 228 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,898 There you go. 229 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,355 And... 230 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,938 - bam, you look good. - All right? 231 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,112 Yo, I could stay back and hang out if you want. 232 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,620 No, no, I got a list of things I wanted to do, 233 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,200 but, uh... go get yourself 234 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,559 a spot at West Point, all right? 235 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,245 Okay. All right. 236 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,588 Hey, anybody home? 237 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,930 Cool. 238 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,770 Um, you didn't have to order all this food. 239 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,940 I wanted to. 240 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,807 I'm not ready to give up on us just yet. 241 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,212 I know I may be a new lesbian, 242 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,756 but I think I can be pretty good at it. 243 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,235 Sorry, you sound like Jasmine. 244 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,282 Who's that? 245 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,569 My second grade girlfriend, 246 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,153 until I found out she was playing doctor 247 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,037 with Ricardo Jimenez at naptime. 248 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,790 - What a bitch. - Mm-hmm. 249 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,913 Not as bad as Shawnte Watson, though. 250 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,498 She would only closed-mouth kiss me 251 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,552 while she would tongue-kiss boys behind my back. 252 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,502 Damn. Third grade girlfriend? 253 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,216 Second grade still. 254 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,711 No, third grade was, uh, Ronnie Carson. 255 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,138 She would, uh, tell her mom 256 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,798 we were getting married. 257 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,638 Your body is rejecting your liver. 258 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,474 I've been taking my medication. 259 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,375 You've been on AssimiPro since your transplant. 260 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,399 After about five years, 261 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,354 it can tend to lose its efficacy. 262 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,860 I'm going to switch you to Hepatocycline. 263 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,986 Top of the line, just approved by the FDA. 264 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,898 Pretty much zero side effects. 265 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,575 We'll start you on a megadose and an IV right now, 266 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,504 and then we'll send you home with some pills. 267 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,907 How much does that cost? 268 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,601 With insurance, maybe 20 bucks a month. 269 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,747 No insurance. 270 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,042 You don't have insurance? 271 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,329 Correct. 272 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,086 Eh, then you're looking at two grand a month. 273 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,921 - What? A month? - Jesus. 274 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,174 You could do the generic, Hepazone C... 275 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,459 been around since the '70s. 276 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,678 How much is that? 277 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,303 Around 30 bucks a month. 278 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,010 Great, start me with a megadose of that, 279 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,676 throw in some Vicodin, and my interracial friends 280 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,094 and myself will be on our way. 281 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,431 I need to go over the side effects with you 282 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,640 before you decide that Hepazone is right for you. 283 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,730 I never met a drug I didn't like, but hit me. 284 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,648 Here we go. 285 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,662 - Sporadic blindness... - Blindness? 286 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,822 ...paralysis of the face... 287 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:41,909 Wow. 288 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,868 ...skin rashes, 289 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,861 joint pain, hair loss, 290 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,325 gout, insomnia, mouth ulcers, 291 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,907 halitosis, degeneration of the gums, 292 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,084 testicular soreness, 293 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,077 severely heightened emotional sensitivity... 294 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,209 ...and erectile dysfunction. 295 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,627 His willy won't work? 296 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,333 It's possible. 297 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,297 Oh, no worries, Doc. 298 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,380 No way my member won't march. 299 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,882 I'll take the generic. 300 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,546 Right, thanks for the ride. 301 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,570 Sure. 302 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,576 Where you going? 303 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,431 I got a couple minutes before I gotta be at work. 304 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,447 Ha, no way. Absolutely not. 305 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,160 I'm not gonna even say anything. 306 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,870 I'm just gonna listen. 307 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,104 Are you kidding me? 308 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,539 He is pleading insanity. 309 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,670 - End of story. - If he admits he's bipolar, 310 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,298 suddenly our entire movement is about mental illness. 311 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,588 So you want him to go to prison for ten years? 312 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,094 He'll get less if he pleads guilty. 313 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,449 - Excuse me. - And even less 314 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,589 if he pleads insanity. 315 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,766 Hey! 316 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,219 Does anyone wanna hear what my lawyer has to say? 317 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,272 Look, I know this judge. 318 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:57,920 - He understands... - Excuse me. 319 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,230 If you make him plead insanity, 320 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,815 you are putting lives at risk. 321 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,072 Kids all over the world say Ian saved them. 322 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,982 He put his time in. Now you save 'em. 323 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,525 They don't want Gay Mary Magdalene. 324 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,703 They want gay Jesus. 325 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,787 Well, they can't have him. 326 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:09,871 He belongs to his family. 327 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,405 This is bigger than family. 328 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,574 Nothing is bigger than family, 329 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,585 and if you send my brother to prison for one second 330 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,837 longer than he needs to be there, 331 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,671 I'm gonna torch a van with your pixie ass in it. 332 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,305 Oh, fuck. 333 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,026 What can I get for you? 334 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,664 Um, 335 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,535 let me get a pack of Camels. 336 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,079 Um... you know what? 337 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,586 Let me get a pack of American Spirits too. 338 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,297 Uh, some Marlboros. 339 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,541 Some, uh... some Winstons. 340 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,835 You know, throw some, uh, Dunhills in there 341 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,594 and Pall Malls. 342 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,173 I'm thinking of changing brands. 343 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,731 Thank you. 344 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,601 Are all lesbians that dramatic? 345 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,487 Where are you going? 346 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,024 - Leave me alone, Fiona. - Ian... 347 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,939 Stay out of it! 348 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,161 So I think I'm gonna 349 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,791 start my speech off with a joke. 350 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,230 Needing a man to speak for women, 351 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,254 that's the joke. 352 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,372 Giving us meds that stop working 353 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,415 and then pricing us out of the ones that do, 354 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,380 - that's the joke. - Oh, here we go. 355 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,613 Did you hear that doctor? 356 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,757 She didn't even wanna tell me 357 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,596 about the generic drug. 358 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,133 Well, just like the great slaves of the South... 359 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,329 - Oh, don't do that, man. - All right, Frank, 360 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,956 you need to stop right there. That's enough. 361 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,141 ...decades of forced labor 362 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,726 in the fields have left us 363 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,728 - Kunta Kinte strong. - Frank. 364 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,315 Gonna take more than a few side effects 365 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,191 to break our spirits. 366 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,731 Swing low, sweet chariot. 367 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,779 It's time for the field hands 368 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,330 to rise. 369 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,811 - I'm about to fuck you up. - Wait, wait, wait, stop. 370 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,995 What are you doing? 371 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,669 What the fuck are you do... Get your ass out of my face! 372 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,875 Frank! 373 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,963 ♪♪ It ain't the way ♪♪ 374 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,674 ♪♪ Almost every night... ♪♪ 375 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,847 Nothing. 376 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,340 ♪♪ It ain't the way... ♪♪ 377 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,100 I got nothing. 378 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,931 ♪♪ Yes, every time ♪♪ 379 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,812 ♪♪ Yes, every time ♪♪ 380 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,111 I mean, we're high school juniors, 381 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,818 and she's still confused about her sexuality? 382 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,232 Enjoy your lunch, you guys. 383 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,905 I mean, how many times can a heart get broken, you know? 384 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,323 I can't talk right now, Fiona. 385 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,644 Are you still at Patsy's? 386 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,284 Oh, never mind. I see you. 387 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,711 What's going on? 388 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,586 Ugh. My brother's going to prison, 389 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,622 and my sister's losing her shit. 390 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,133 Hi. Hi. 391 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,756 Alex. She's cute. 392 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,370 - Can I borrow her for a sec? - Yeah. 393 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,512 Come on. 394 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,433 I think it's time for an intervention. 395 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,720 Why doesn't anyone accept the fact that I'm gay? 396 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,726 No, not you, Ian. 397 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,210 That bitch Geneva got in his head. 398 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,226 I think he's considering not taking a plea deal. 399 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,689 - How do you know? - I was there. 400 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,142 You went into his lawyer meeting? 401 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,730 That-that's what "I was there" means. 402 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,552 Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on him 403 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,056 and tell him what he's supposed to do. 404 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,569 "Going Fiona" is not a thing. 405 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,324 Trust me. It's a thing. 406 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,665 Where is he now? 407 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,666 I don't know. He took off. 408 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,958 He's not answering calls or texts. 409 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,623 He's a grown man, Fiona. 410 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,709 Sounds like he doesn't want to talk to you. 411 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,498 Might be time to let go. 412 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,201 Will you be called to make sacrifices? 413 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,666 Yes, but the pride you'll earn 414 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,201 in service to this country 415 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,791 will outweigh the loss you may sustain 416 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,752 at the hands of our nation's foes. 417 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,167 Enjoy the food, 418 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,836 and with any luck, 419 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,298 we'll be buried side by side at Arlington one day. 420 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,016 Want a little spice in your punch? 421 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,193 What? 422 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,352 Absinthe. 423 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,529 Sure. 424 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,484 - I'm Kelly. - Carl. 425 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,198 Are you a candidate for West Point? 426 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,534 Am I one of these pussies? No. 427 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,369 Annapolis-bound, much to the chagrin 428 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,999 of Old Iron Legs there. 429 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,376 Major Keefe? 430 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,911 He's my dad. 431 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,496 Is that a clip-on tie? 432 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,916 Uh, yeah. I don't know how to tie a real one. 433 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,917 No shit. 434 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,716 - Well, that's interesting. - Kelly. 435 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:42,931 Hi. 436 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:43,932 Hi. 437 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,097 What's your name? 438 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,803 Jackson Ehrenreich. 439 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,390 We met at the cotillion, 440 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,138 fooled around a bit in the coat check. 441 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,768 My dick sort of... bent hard to the left. 442 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,646 Yikes. 443 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,031 Jacob, was it? 444 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,116 Jackson. 445 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,242 - Ehrenreich. - Right. 446 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,491 That's a different Kelly. 447 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,323 I think I saw her in the map room earlier. 448 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,613 Straight down that way, then a hard to the left. 449 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,287 Douchebag. 450 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,417 I was barely conscious. 451 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,959 Let's go sample Daddy Dearest's scotch collection. 452 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,921 And I'm proud to defend you women 453 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,551 and all the women of Chicago 454 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,054 against the scourge on society 455 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,964 that is the clueless man. 456 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,134 457 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,223 Oh, and What do you think? 458 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,728 You hard, Kermit? 459 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,059 Yup. 460 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,062 - Tommy? - Oh, yeah. 461 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,567 Great. 462 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,937 You two assholes have stiffies, 463 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,692 and little Frank is turtling. 464 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,343 Maybe that's 'cause you're watching porn 465 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,235 with Kermit and Tommy. The usual, Libby? 466 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,223 - It's a workday, ain't it? - Turn that porn off. 467 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,614 We're gonna have to lower our own Vagina Safe rating. 468 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,657 Are my eyelids moving? 469 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,452 I think my face is paralyzed. 470 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,422 Did you just gargle with rubbing alcohol? 471 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,583 Yeah. If you had the dick in your mouth 472 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,844 that I just had in mine, you would too. 473 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,713 Hey, Libby... 474 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:07,891 I'm off-duty. 475 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,600 Pay off-duty rates. 476 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,558 Let's get this over with. 477 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,734 Coming. 478 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,698 Hi, Mr. Milkovich. 479 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,360 Mickey's in Mexico. Fuck off, rectum boy. 480 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,639 I'm not here to see Mickey. 481 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,663 I'm here to see you. 482 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,489 What, you trying to faggify all of us? 483 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,828 You don't faggify people. That's not how... 484 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,493 how much time'd you do in the pen? 485 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,795 Eighteen years, on and off. 486 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,000 How bad was it? 487 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,086 Depends on your definition of bad. 488 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,047 Mouth-and ass-rapings... which you'd probably enjoy... 489 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,837 beatings by the guards, food sucked... 490 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,175 You were mouth- and ass-raped? 491 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,806 You kidding? I did the raping. 492 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,466 Milkoviches don't bottom. 493 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:52,850 Was Mickey adopted? 494 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,685 Fuck off, Gallagher. 495 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,562 Okay, rapings... 496 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,294 food, guards... I can handle that shit. 497 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,400 I just need to know if... 498 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,518 Anyone can handle that shit. 499 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,816 It's the boredom that'll kill you. 500 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,232 Starts out, you're figuring out your surroundings. 501 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,112 Then the day-to-day sets in. 502 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,026 Start reading books, lifting weights, 503 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:12,617 fuck a few of the pussy boys in the yard, 504 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,907 but you're in the same place with the same assholes, 505 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,326 doing the same shit every second of every hour 506 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,337 of every day of every goddamned year. 507 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,584 I was you, I'd pack my shit and run. 508 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,768 Hi, Satchel Boy. 509 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,053 What do you want, Sissy? 510 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,470 Just wondering how your day was. 511 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,889 Todd? 512 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:40,817 Todd? 513 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,527 Shut up! 514 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,982 I'm just-just trying to be friendly. 515 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,148 My day was fine. 516 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,112 Good, good. 517 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,038 ♪♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪♪ 518 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,626 Don't-don't stop. 519 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,750 I'm starting to feel something. 520 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,549 Ugh, fuck this. 521 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,801 I gotta stop. 522 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,010 Why? 523 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,600 Because my neck is killing me, 524 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,770 my-my knees are hurting... 525 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,568 God. 526 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,860 Just give me a few minutes. We'll go again. 527 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,944 No, it's a side effect of my liver meds. 528 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,279 Damn. 529 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,115 It's generic. 530 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,410 I can't afford the brand name. 531 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,950 Here. 532 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,993 No, no, no. I-I... You keep it. 533 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,457 I didn't get the job done. 534 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,418 No, take it. 535 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,775 Wanna have sex? 536 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:10,985 Easy answer, yes, 537 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,992 but Kev made me sign some form that I wouldn't 538 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,528 fuck anyone who's too drunk to provide consent. 539 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:17,622 Who's Kev? 540 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,955 He's the Vagina Safe guy. 541 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:23,918 Tell Kev I can keep my own vagina safe. 542 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,138 Kelly? 543 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,268 Was that a yes? 544 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,558 Ian? 545 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,816 Ian! 546 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,802 Fuck me. 547 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,017 Ian? 548 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,062 - Hey. - Hey. 549 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,290 I've been texting you. 550 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,667 Oh, there's a power outage at work. 551 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:26,771 I went for a run. What's up? 552 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:27,817 We gotta go find Ian. 553 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:31,027 He jumped bail. I think he's skipping out on his hearing. 554 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:32,780 How do you figure? 555 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,568 He dyed his hair and his drawers are empty. 556 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,991 Bus station or train station? Which one you want? 557 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,620 Uh... neither. 558 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,413 Sounds like he doesn't want to be found. 559 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,662 I don't care if he wants to be found. 560 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,743 He's a fugitive, and he's our brother. 561 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,957 He gets caught like this, he's gonna get sent away 562 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,918 for way longer than ten years. 563 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,787 You're okay with him risking that? 564 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,092 No, I'm not okay with that, 565 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,923 but it's not up to me. 566 00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,553 He's an adult. He made a decision. 567 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,089 It's the wrong decision. 568 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,307 Did you go all Fiona on him? 569 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,093 That is not a thing. 570 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,310 Look, if you push someone too hard in one direction, 571 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,000 they're just gonna run three times faster 572 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:09,687 - in the other direction. - Or you can shove them so hard 573 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,780 in the right direction that they do what's right. 574 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,979 That's why it's called the right direction. 575 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,193 So bus station or train station? 576 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,366 Neither. 577 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:19,952 Fine. 578 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,415 And I think that, like, make sure we're stapling them 579 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,941 really tight, 'cause remember at the last rally 580 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,752 when they all fell off? Yeah. 581 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,758 No, that's how we learned to not use glue. 582 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,965 Okay, this is all looking really, really good. 583 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,532 Make sure that we're stapling it on... 584 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,969 Oh, uh, everyone not speaking at the march, 585 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,258 take a break. 586 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,142 We need the room for rehearsal. 587 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:50,683 Women, I would like to welcome our newest speaker, Kevin Ball, 588 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,100 and his partner, Veronica. 589 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,984 - Welcome, guys. Hi. - Hello. 590 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,486 Uh, Kevin, glad to have 591 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,444 a man on board who understands the dangers we women face. 592 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,734 Honored to be a part of the sisterhood. 593 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,031 Now, uh, 594 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,491 audiences at these marches 595 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,156 have zero attention span, 596 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,700 so we've gotta keep this ship moving. 597 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:11,252 Let's run a cue-to-cue. 598 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,204 Uh, order's right there. Stage one. 599 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,248 Each of you stand, give the first 600 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,757 and last lines of your speech 601 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:19,965 so the next person knows when it's her... or his... 602 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,347 turn to speak. 603 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,389 Charisma, what's your first line? 604 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:28,686 Twelve years ago, I was gang-raped 605 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:29,856 in a bathroom 606 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,770 near the level two east concession stand. 607 00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:33,943 And last line. 608 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,855 With my family's support, 609 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:39,030 I can finally get out of bed during football season. 610 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:42,533 Applause, applause, applause. Loyola, that's your cue. 611 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:46,071 Uh, when I was 16, I woke up in an alley on my birthday. 612 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,410 Blah, blah, blah. 613 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,746 I'm a stronger woman now, 614 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,752 and I can finally defecate pain-free. 615 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,249 I got my first abortion when I was 14. 616 00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,169 I was sex-trafficked at the age of six. 617 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,553 I was 13 when I was circumcised. 618 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,680 I just want my clitoris back. 619 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:05,973 Fuck men. 620 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,096 Fuck 'em up the ass. 621 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:09,681 Fuck all of them. 622 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,688 So, Kevin, when you hear, 623 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:15,020 "Fuck men. Fuck them up the ass. Fuck all of them," 624 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,401 that's when you go. 625 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,571 Okay, 3:30 group, you can go in now. 626 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,445 Sir, I'm sorry. 627 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,538 Everyone in this group has to go in now. 628 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,915 I'm just waiting for someone. 629 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,038 Is there any way we can go in the next group? 630 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:36,246 It's now or never. Sorry. 631 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,041 Come right this way. 632 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,710 Step on, step ahead. 633 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,588 ♪♪ I think I found ♪♪ 634 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,132 ♪♪ The answer to ♪♪ 635 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:48,891 ♪♪ My shaking hands ♪♪ 636 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,723 ♪♪ Is a steady you ♪♪ 637 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,478 ♪♪ I think you know ♪♪ 638 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,017 ♪♪ That what I need ♪♪ 639 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,807 ♪♪ Is a balanced heart ♪♪ 640 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,730 ♪♪ To steady me ♪♪ 641 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,234 ♪♪ There's a diamond on an island ♪♪ 642 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,698 ♪♪ In the middle of my soul ♪♪ 643 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:12,323 ♪♪ But it's sinking to the bottom ♪♪ 644 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,493 ♪♪ Of the salt water ♪♪ 645 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,707 ♪♪ That is my self-control ♪♪ 646 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,840 ♪♪ Line upon line ♪♪ 647 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:24,093 ♪♪ I read a million words with nothing to say ♪♪ 648 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,055 Fuck! 649 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,492 ♪♪ But I feel all right being lost ♪♪ 650 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:28,516 Fuck. 651 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,928 ♪♪ I'm just looking to forget ♪♪ 652 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,972 ♪♪ The modern age ♪♪ 653 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,220 ♪♪ I think I found ♪♪ 654 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:35,889 ♪♪ The answer to ♪♪ 655 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,398 ♪♪ My shaking hands ♪♪ 656 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,433 ♪♪ Is a steady you ♪♪ 657 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,147 ♪♪ I think you know ♪♪ 658 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,732 ♪♪ That what I need ♪♪ 659 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,397 ♪♪ Is a balanced heart ♪♪ 660 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,156 ♪♪ To steady me ♪♪ 661 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,456 Hey! What are you doing? 662 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,937 How long are you gonna be in here? 663 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,042 I need to wash my junk. 664 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,248 What, like now? 665 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,666 Like ten minutes ago. 666 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,547 I think I had sex with a trashy girl. 667 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:02,798 What do you mean you think? 668 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,834 Uh, it was dark. Couldn't tell. 669 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,260 How trashy we talking? 670 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,467 Pretty trashy. 671 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,594 Should've heard these women's stories. 672 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,599 Rapes, beatings... I had no idea. 673 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,101 If you had no idea, you've been 674 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,728 walking around with blinders on. 675 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,137 Do you know how many times a day 676 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,064 a guy touches me inappropriately? 677 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,146 Hell, some asshole on the L yesterday 678 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,686 stuck his nose in my cooch, 679 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,479 - said he lost his balance. - What? 680 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,737 Yeah. A guy pulled 681 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,773 my dress off my shoulder at a club Saturday. 682 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:28,951 Licked my nipple. 683 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,534 Never seen him before in my life. 684 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,244 - Jesus. - I won't get 685 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,201 on an escalator if I'm wearing a skirt. 686 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,660 I wear a wedding ring everywhere 687 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,354 to keep the assholes from bothering me. 688 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,539 All right, we get it. Christ. 689 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:41,422 I'm sorry. 690 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,378 Is this stuff making you boys uncomfortable? 691 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:45,800 Welcome to womanhood. 692 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:52,224 What the hell is this? 693 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,432 My phone? 694 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,096 Did you film yourself fucking me 695 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,228 while I was passed out? 696 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,347 I filmed myself not fucking you as proof. 697 00:30:58,523 --> 00:30:59,523 Proof of what? 698 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:00,524 Not fucking you. 699 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,266 You lying piece of shit! 700 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,225 Why didn't you just leave me here? 701 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,717 I didn't want you to choke on your own puke. 702 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,824 Bullshit! 703 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,367 You're just like 704 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,528 those rich pricks downstairs who think girls 705 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,037 are their personal fuck toys. 706 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,158 Your clip-on tie is gonna hurt way worse 707 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:21,169 than a real one when I shove it 12... ah! 708 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:29,637 ♪♪ Ah ♪♪ 709 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:39,641 What's going on? 710 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,197 ♪♪ Ooh-ah ♪♪ 711 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,352 You got a knife? 712 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,687 What are you doing? 713 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,860 Electroshock therapy. 714 00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,233 I saw it on TV. 715 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,276 It works. There are studies. 716 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:37,413 Come here. 717 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,746 Rich people pay a lot of money for expensive paddles. 718 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,581 We're doing it the Gallagher way. 719 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,124 When I tell you, 720 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,501 you plug that in. 721 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,511 Wait. 722 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,048 Wait, wait. 723 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,562 Here. 724 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:05,356 Put these on. The rubber will protect you. 725 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,194 And, uh, 726 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,029 turn around. 727 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,362 No boy should see his father like this. 728 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,319 Ready? Do it! 729 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:15,743 Really? 730 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,201 What, did I stutter? I said... 731 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:29,417 Should we start this thing? 732 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:32,087 Well, is there anyone else coming or... 733 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,173 It's the afternoon. 734 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,470 Maybe everyone's stuck at work. 735 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,927 Yeah, we're a bunch of alcoholics. 736 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,638 What's the likelihood of us all holding down jobs? 737 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,221 Shorter meeting would be better anyway. 738 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:45,979 Need to get to a gig. 739 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,185 What do you do? 740 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,725 I'm a sober companion. 741 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:49,902 A what? 742 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,815 I'm a babysitter for drunks. 743 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,347 If an addict has something coming up 744 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:54,567 need to stay sober for, 745 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,774 I keep them away from the booze. 746 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,238 They pay you? 747 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:00,211 I'm getting 100 bucks to keep some teacher dry 748 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,616 before an annual review. 749 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:03,496 I got five grand 750 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,158 to keep a prep school quarterback 751 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,042 sober during recruitment season. 752 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,504 Anyway, 753 00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:13,962 should we review the steps and get out of Dodge? 754 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,135 Yeah, let's do it. 755 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,342 I swore, I swore, 756 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:24,977 I wouldn't take her back again, and... 757 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,229 after I took her back the third time... 758 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,731 - Debbie? - Mm. 759 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,211 Did you hear anything I just said? 760 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,235 Yeah. 761 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:34,149 - No. - Jesus! 762 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:35,688 I'm sorry. 763 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,948 We've just been sitting here for eight hours. 764 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,825 I don't like talking about my feelings. 765 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,703 It's called lesbianism, Debbie. It's what we do. 766 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,924 I thought sex with women is what lesbians do. 767 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,707 Yeah, and you're bad at that too. 768 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,620 So do you guys wanna hear the dinner specials? 769 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,959 No, we do not. Thanks. 770 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,133 Come on, Franny. 771 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:55,753 Are you kidding me? 772 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,714 I'm supposed to pay for all this food 773 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,253 - we ate? - I don't know. 774 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,533 Why don't you spend the next eight hours 775 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:01,557 talking it over with yourself 776 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:02,799 and let me know what you decide? 777 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,344 You make me want cock again! 778 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:11,817 Hi. 779 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,109 How were the blueprints? 780 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:15,360 I don't know. 781 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,480 Couldn't see anything through my blinding rage. 782 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:19,649 I'm so sorry. Ian went AWOL 783 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:20,928 after his lawyer meeting, and... 784 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:21,869 And? 785 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,327 Well, I had to go look for him. 786 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:24,496 Why? 787 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:26,165 What do you mean why? 788 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:27,748 Because he's my brother. 789 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,453 Your adult brother. 790 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,335 He's not your responsibility, Fiona. 791 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,940 The only responsibility you had today 792 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,671 was to come to an architecture exhibit 793 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,958 that I bought tickets to six months ago. 794 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,709 That was your responsibility. 795 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:41,470 You're gonna lecture me about responsibility, 796 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,472 Mr. Lone Wolf, "I never loved anything 797 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,221 that didn't involve reclaimed wood"? 798 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,265 You don't have brothers or sisters. 799 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,521 You left your mother in Ireland. 800 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,807 You fathered children all over the world 801 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,943 that you seemingly feel no obligation to take care of, 802 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,273 so when in your life 803 00:35:57,447 --> 00:35:58,904 have you ever felt responsibility 804 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:00,155 - to anyone? - Now. 805 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,066 - Yeah, to who? - To you. 806 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,974 You've got a few first-degree burns 807 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,614 in your scrotal and penile regions 808 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,160 but no permanent damage to the twig and/or berries. 809 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,106 We're gonna keep you overnight, just to monitor 810 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,650 for any irregularities in your heartbeat, 811 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,151 but you should be able to go home tomorrow. 812 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,507 Thanks, Doctor. 813 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,300 Thanks for nothing. 814 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,963 My dick's not only soft. It's charred. 815 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,383 Looks like a Fourth of July barbecue down there. 816 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,160 You better get your shit together, Frank. 817 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,665 Kev and I are not gonna spend our lives 818 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,166 running you back and forth to the hospital 819 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,102 every time Liam calls... not for your liver 820 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,857 and definitely not for your penis. 821 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:39,236 Don't blame me. Blame the aristocracy. 822 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,399 Poor people have sex, Veronica, a lot of it, 823 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,612 because you know why? It's free. 824 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,778 You pay for movies. You pay for beer... 825 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,557 - You don't pay for beer. - ...but if you're 826 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,447 a halfway decent-looking person, 827 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,583 you can get laid, 828 00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,000 but the aristocracy 829 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:55,206 doesn't want poor people getting laid 830 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:58,039 because that means more poor people being born, 831 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,832 so they take our erections. 832 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,422 They jack up the prices of the drugs that work 833 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,757 and push us into drugs that steal our manhood. 834 00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,839 An erection does not make a man. 835 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,765 Making good choices makes a man, 836 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,079 and right now, you have to choose 837 00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:11,844 between your penis and your liver, 838 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,725 and, Frank, make the right choice. 839 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:16,859 Come on, baby. 840 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,748 Lesbianism fucking sucks. 841 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:39,998 Why is there a lamp on the floor? 842 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,552 Women fucking suck. 843 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:50,053 Why does it smell like burnt human in here? 844 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:58,102 Hi, Satchel Boy. 845 00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,437 Sissy? 846 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,856 What are you doing here? 847 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,147 Moving in. 848 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:05,989 Um, why? 849 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,075 'Cause you need to provide 850 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,408 for your family, asshole. 851 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:09,819 Why? 852 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,034 I'm pregnant. 853 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:22,902 She doesn't even look pregnant. 854 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,212 Well, she took a pregnancy test. 855 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,626 She's definitely pregnant. 856 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,674 And you guys are sure you actually had sex? 857 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,306 No. 858 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600 When did this happen? 859 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:32,601 Today. 860 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:33,644 Today? 861 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,602 Then it can't be yours, right? 862 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,064 No. 863 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,517 It's not yours, Liam. 864 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:39,727 What should we do? 865 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:40,859 Throw her out. 866 00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:41,980 She could be armed. 867 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,481 She's definitely armed. 868 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,774 I say we wait until Lip comes back. 869 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,346 - What are you doing now? - I gotta get 870 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,889 the rest of the dead dogs out of the basement. 871 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,682 Could you watch Franny for me? I got stuff to do. 872 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:55,663 - Lesbian stuff? - Fuck off. 873 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:56,954 And hey, keep an eye on them. 874 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,229 Make sure they don't bone anymore. 875 00:38:58,253 --> 00:38:59,438 Hey, Satchel Boy, come rub 876 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,374 your baby mama's feet. 877 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:02,965 What do I do? 878 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,798 Pfft. Dude, I'd go rub her feet. 879 00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:11,304 ♪♪ Just go on and take a dip... ♪♪ 880 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,056 Where are your pie-eating buddies? 881 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:15,513 I'm, uh, flying solo tonight. 882 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,138 You wanna change things up? 883 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,227 You know, maybe try some Jell-O instead? 884 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,438 Ah, no. Pie-pie's good. 885 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:25,978 Thank you. 886 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,572 ♪♪ I'm doing fine... ♪♪ 887 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:33,494 ♪♪ I wake up in the morning ♪♪ 888 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:37,665 ♪♪ I'll be all right ♪♪ 889 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,171 Oh, you guys have a kid too. 890 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,127 Oh, we should have a playdate sometime. 891 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:47,792 - Sorry? - Who are you? 892 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,005 I'm Debbie. 893 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,090 Gallagher? Fiona's sister? 894 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,800 Right, hi. 895 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:53,974 Yeah? 896 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,053 So... 897 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,264 Uh, how did you guys know that you were lesbians? 898 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,063 - Really? - Wow. 899 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,597 Jesus Christ. 900 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:02,774 You're a lesbian? 901 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:03,775 Uh... 902 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,187 What are all those keys for? 903 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,361 I don't know. 904 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,441 So confusing. 905 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:11,232 What is confusing about it? You either like girls, 906 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,409 or you don't. 907 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:13,700 I thought I did, 908 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,272 - but Alex... - Who's Alex? 909 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,574 My ex-girlfriend. 910 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,581 She says I'm bad at lesbianism. 911 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:20,751 - That's... okay... - I don't even know 912 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:21,833 what that means. 913 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:23,545 All right. 914 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,288 - Look at me. - Oh, here we go. 915 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,716 ♪♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪♪ 916 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,215 Are you thinking about my pussy right now? 917 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:34,680 I wasn't, but... 918 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,975 ♪♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪♪ 919 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,056 ♪♪ Boom, I pulled the trigger ♪♪ 920 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,095 ♪♪ On the shotgun ♪♪ 921 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:44,056 ♪♪ I think you better start to run ♪♪ 922 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,225 ♪♪ Away from me ♪♪ 923 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:47,421 ♪♪ Boom, you don't have to... ♪♪ 924 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,526 You like that? 925 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,278 ♪♪ Stay here anymore ♪♪ 926 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,064 ♪♪ Boom, close the door behind you... ♪♪ 927 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,024 Then that's all the lesbian you need to be. 928 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,285 ♪♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪♪ 929 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,911 She means you like what you like, 930 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,573 and none of the rest of it matters, okay? 931 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,960 ♪♪ Run away ♪♪ 932 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,543 ♪♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪♪ 933 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:05,748 ♪♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪♪ 934 00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,915 ♪♪ When you leave ♪♪ 935 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,317 The fuck? 936 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,947 - Hey. - Jesus. Oh. 937 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,121 Please don't hurt me. 938 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,322 I'm not gonna hurt you. 939 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,706 What are you burying? 940 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:45,377 Dog. 941 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,833 So this is where you live, huh? 942 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:51,673 Yeah, uh, how'd you find me? 943 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,630 Looked you up in the candidate roster. 944 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,087 - Cute house. - Not really. 945 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,255 I watched the video on your phone. 946 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,257 How'd you find the password? 947 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,559 Maybe don't use your house number. 948 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,937 Well, how else am I supposed to remember where I live? 949 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,432 You definitely had sex with some girl and filmed it, 950 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,941 but it wasn't me. 951 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:12,277 That was my ex, Kassidi. 952 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,780 So you're single? 953 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,522 Yeah? 954 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,415 You're an officer and a gentleman, 955 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,042 Carl Gallagher. 956 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,252 Oh-ho-ho, shit. 957 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:38,633 Look who showed up! 958 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:39,908 - What's going on, man? - What up? 959 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,076 - How you doing? - Hey, Billy, 960 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,216 let me get that jacket. 961 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,469 I know you didn't come here to watch, did you? 962 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:47,433 Wait right over there, 963 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,565 by that bike. 964 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,114 Ready? 965 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,319 Ready? 966 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,336 ♪♪ Stay away ♪♪ 967 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,497 ♪♪ From all men ♪♪ 968 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:17,255 ♪♪ 'Cause we're terrible people ♪♪ 969 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:18,881 What are you doing? 970 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:21,133 The girls couldn't sleep. 971 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,340 Don't you have to finish your speech? 972 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,552 Yeah, I'm gonna tell them I'm not gonna do it. 973 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,583 Nothing I can say is gonna mean as much 974 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:30,142 as what they have to say. 975 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:31,691 You think? 976 00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:34,568 I wanna hug all women... 977 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,316 ...all of them, 978 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:42,947 everywhere I see them, 979 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,113 to apologize. 980 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,039 A random hug from a giant white stranger 981 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:49,969 ain't gonna make us feel any more comfortable 982 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,539 about men. 983 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:56,123 You gotta go balls to the wall to that red building, 984 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,986 but then you gotta roll off the throttle quick. 985 00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,071 Otherwise, you'll throw yourself 986 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:01,303 into the live intersection. Got it? 987 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,556 Got it. 988 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:04,344 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 989 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,645 Ready? Ready? 990 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,704 ♪♪ I've got you, New York ♪♪ 991 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,581 ♪♪ On my mind ♪♪ 992 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,868 ♪♪ On my mind ♪♪ 993 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,920 ♪♪ Yeah, on my mind... ♪♪ 994 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,206 Hey. 995 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:39,966 More indie folk country? 996 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:41,669 Can switch it if you want. 997 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,595 It's fine. 998 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:45,806 Where you been? 999 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,762 Looking for Ian. 1000 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,303 Did you find him? 1001 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:52,270 No. 1002 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,691 - I'm gonna... - Yeah. 1003 00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:58,318 ♪♪ Now and then you know ♪♪ 1004 00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,319 ♪♪ It feels a little better ♪♪ 1005 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,105 ♪♪ Hon ♪♪ 1006 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:10,661 ♪♪ It's a little bit easier to say your name... ♪♪ 1007 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:15,987 I shouldn't have asked you to choose 1008 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:19,172 between an art exhibit and your brother. 1009 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,718 Turns out, he didn't want me choosing him. 1010 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:26,926 You're right. 1011 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,098 He's not a kid anymore. 1012 00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:31,093 He doesn't need me. 1013 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:33,136 I don't know if any of them do. 1014 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,974 Would it help if I needed you? 1015 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:38,608 You don't need me. 1016 00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:40,019 I do. 1017 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:41,905 I need you to save me 1018 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:44,565 from my horrible musical proclivities. 1019 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,533 Well... 1020 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,244 you can start by skipping this shit. 1021 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:51,998 Done. 1022 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:08,180 ♪♪ Tell me everywhere you want to go ♪♪ 1023 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,011 ♪♪ When you can't ♪♪ 1024 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,595 ♪♪ Find the magic ♪♪ 1025 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:16,013 ♪♪ Tell me anywhere you want to go ♪♪ 1026 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,309 ♪♪ When you can't ♪♪ 1027 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,816 ♪♪ Find the magic ♪♪ 1028 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:21,602 ♪♪ When you can't ♪♪ 1029 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,520 ♪♪ Find the magic ♪♪ 1030 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:25,648 ♪♪ I was being young ♪♪ 1031 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,566 ♪♪ I was being dumb ♪♪ 1032 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:31,321 ♪♪ When you can't find the magic ♪♪ 1033 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:33,454 ♪♪ Anymore ♪♪ 1034 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:35,286 You're awful. 1035 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,872 ♪♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪♪ 1036 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:41,083 ♪♪ Whoo-hoo-ooh ♪♪ 1037 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:46,051 ♪♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪♪ 1038 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:47,545 It's a good look for you. 1039 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,466 Mm. 1040 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:00,933 So you didn't run. 1041 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:04,228 Oh, no, I ran. I just ran back. 1042 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:06,855 The hell happened to you? 1043 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,737 Oh, I slid through the finish line on my ass. 1044 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:11,286 Huh? 1045 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,827 Don't worry about it. 1046 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,376 You know, you really freaked out Fiona today. 1047 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:21,546 Yeah. 1048 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:22,881 She deserved it, though. 1049 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:25,777 Should I tell her you're back? 1050 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,542 No, let her sweat it out. 1051 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:29,590 Okay. 1052 00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:35,016 Xan gone for good? 1053 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,262 Probably. 1054 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,315 You know, I never even got to see you in action 1055 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:43,485 as a dad. 1056 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:46,945 Imagine how much you're gonna miss 1057 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:48,609 if you're gone for the next ten years. 1058 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:52,200 Yeah. Debbie may or not be married to a woman. 1059 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:53,611 Carl'll be a war criminal. 1060 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:56,075 Liam will be the father of a ten-year-old. 1061 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:57,499 Huh? 1062 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,866 He thinks he got a girl pregnant. 1063 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:00,043 Well, fuck me. Did he? 1064 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,081 - No. It'd be great, though. - Jesus. 1065 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:03,440 Fiona'd have a new kid to control. 1066 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:04,545 Maybe she'd let up on us. 1067 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:06,591 Doubtful. 1068 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:07,926 Frank? 1069 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:08,927 Dead. 1070 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:10,214 You? 1071 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,095 Still in AA, 1072 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,555 if I haven't drunk myself to death. 1073 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:18,973 Hey, do me a favor. 1074 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,146 - Hmm? - Don't. 1075 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:28,528 Need anything else before we kick you out of here? 1076 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:31,314 I'm in considerable pain, actually. 1077 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:34,154 Uh, do you have something that might help? 1078 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,153 Vicodin, maybe? 1079 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,413 Says here not to give you drugs. 1080 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,702 Where's it say that? 1081 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:51,547 Fucker! Get me a bear! 1082 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,803 Fifty-two-year-old female, Ingrid Jones, 1083 00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:55,509 psychotic break of undetermined origin. 1084 00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:57,077 Get me 50 milligrams more 1085 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,888 of Thorazine and some benzodiazepine 1086 00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,597 to room 267. 1087 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,486 - Are you the next of kin? - Sure. 1088 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:16,151 The Thorazine's kicking in, so she's calm for now. 1089 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,279 If anything happens, just hit the red button 1090 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,456 by the bed, yes? 1091 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:20,498 Yes. 1092 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,240 You might send up some Vicodin. 1093 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:23,829 She responds well to that. 1094 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,335 Okay, thank you. 1095 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,254 Hey. Looking for Vicodin? 1096 00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:38,632 Always. 1097 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,100 Got some in my pocket. 1098 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,519 We could do the "one for you, 1099 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,225 two for me" thing. 1100 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,315 Come on, reach on in there. 1101 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:50,770 Well, I, um... 1102 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:53,609 Sure. 1103 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:55,950 Which pocket? 1104 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,408 It's the front right. 1105 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:02,997 Um, I'm not feeling... 1106 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,749 Yeah, go deeper. 1107 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,047 You smell nice. 1108 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,173 Mm. 1109 00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:11,457 Thanks. 1110 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:13,341 Uh, I c... I can't find it. 1111 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:14,922 Um, hey, why don't you 1112 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,758 just, um, undo this belt and I'll-I'll get it? 1113 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,764 No, I don't think I should do that. 1114 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:21,766 Oh, come on. 1115 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:23,768 You think I could actually get out of here 1116 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,975 if you just undo one? 1117 00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:29,892 Okay. 1118 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,897 Oh, God. 1119 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:41,286 ♪♪ Oh, no... ♪♪ 1120 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:42,821 Oh! 1121 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,240 Say you're sorry, Timmy! Say you're sorry! 1122 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:51,413 Mwah! 1123 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:54,173 That's for Sara Beth, you fucker! 1124 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,053 We got a runner! Hey! 1125 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,389 Well, hello, old friend. 1126 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,244 Hey there, Shim. 1127 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,120 Haven't heard from you in a while. Just... 1128 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,122 figured I'd try you one last time 1129 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:32,458 before heading into the slammer. 1130 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,419 Sort of why I'm reaching out here. 1131 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:38,923 If you could just... 1132 00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:40,762 talk to me 1133 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,638 one last time, 1134 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:44,328 let me know what you think I should do, 1135 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:47,477 I would really appreciate that. 1136 00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:48,646 Hey. 1137 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,350 You ready? 1138 00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:53,399 All right. 1139 00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:13,755 I hate your hair. 1140 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:15,289 So do I. 1141 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:16,610 It's not that bad. 1142 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,920 It looks the exact same. 1143 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,259 Ride with me? 1144 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,841 Hey. 1145 00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:28,139 Whatever you wanna do in that courtroom, 1146 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,679 I'm with you. 1147 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:34,651 Thanks. 1148 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,490 You coming? 1149 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:44,860 Want me to? 1150 00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:46,118 You gonna say anything? 1151 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:47,914 No. 1152 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:00,334 - Excuse me. - Uh-huh. 1153 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,837 All rise. 1154 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,018 Please be seated. 1155 00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:18,568 So you're this Gay Jesus I've heard so much about. 1156 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:20,444 Uh, 1157 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:22,692 no, no, Your Honor. 1158 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:25,028 Uh, I mean yes, but... 1159 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,740 my name is Ian Gallagher. 1160 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,200 All right, Mr. Gallagher. In the case 1161 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,411 of the state of Illinois versus Ian Gallagher 1162 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:33,742 for the felony crime 1163 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:36,457 of arson, how do you plead? 1164 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,672 Your Honor, a young man 1165 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:39,084 was being forced into a van 1166 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:40,258 against his will 1167 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,292 to be taken to a conversion camp. 1168 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:45,129 His would-be captors wanted to deny him 1169 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,763 of his true nature, and I stopped that from happening, 1170 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,266 so I will not apologize for that, 1171 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:52,428 and the people who were trying to change him 1172 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,391 were his family, people who were supposed 1173 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:55,851 to love him for who he was 1174 00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:58,687 unconditionally, like my family... 1175 00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,898 has loved me. 1176 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:05,690 And to not love... 1177 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,159 that is the true crime. 1178 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:11,196 And at the end of the day, everything I did, 1179 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:12,576 I did in the hopes 1180 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,018 that we would learn to love each other 1181 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:16,625 the way that Jesus taught and God intended, 1182 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:20,414 and, more importantly, the-the way that we all need. 1183 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,124 But I understand there are laws, 1184 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,176 and I broke one. 1185 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,132 I set fire to a van, and in doing so, 1186 00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:30,174 I turned what I intended to be a movement of love 1187 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,391 into a movement of anger. 1188 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,721 Went too far, Geneva. 1189 00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:38,856 I was crazy to let it go as far as I did. 1190 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,895 Truth is, I am bipolar, 1191 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,354 I was off my medication, 1192 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,176 and I was in a manic state in which I was not 1193 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,408 in control of my faculties, so... 1194 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:51,034 I plead not guilty by reason of insanity. 1195 00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:55,578 Order! Order! 1196 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:58,619 Any more of that, and I will clear out this courtroom. 1197 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,630 ♪♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪♪ 1198 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,758 ♪♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪♪ 1199 00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:06,717 Are you sure I'm not the father? 1200 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,094 No, you're not, Liam. 1201 00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:09,758 God, how much did you give her? 1202 00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:11,326 Just enough to keep her out for a while. 1203 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:12,636 I think we gave her too much. 1204 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,142 She looks dead. 1205 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:16,511 Sissy? 1206 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:18,893 See, she's fine. 1207 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:22,184 ♪♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪♪ 1208 00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:24,193 ♪♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪♪ 1209 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:25,940 All right, go, go, go, go, go. 1210 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:28,982 ♪♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪♪ 1211 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,902 ♪♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪♪ 1212 00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:33,615 ♪♪ She looks good ♪♪ 1213 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:37,241 ♪♪ She makes me feel all right ♪♪ 1214 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,534 ♪♪ There ain't nothing wrong ♪♪ 1215 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:43,167 ♪♪ With loving my baby ♪♪ 1216 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:53,089 ♪♪ Ain't nothing wrong ♪♪ 1217 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:57,051 ♪♪ With loving my baby ♪♪